[spel_grammer_an_punct_polise]

I was asked at one point in my life to take a polygraph test. I’m a degreed EE. I said that I would take the test ‘conditionally’. The guy asked what I meant by ‘conditionally’. I said, “Let me give to you a polygraph test and it will be impossible for you to tell the truth. I can show that the machine says that you are lying about your own name.” He backed off immediately. ;-)

[Nevadan]

First of all, what is an EE? How would you go about making the machine give the report that the examiner is lying about his name?

[PistolPaknMama]

I’m a degreed EE.

And what is that, for us non-EEs?