Tis hot air, and the lamp is only meant to illuminate honest men. It is no surprise if it shines on none here.
Diogenes was also known for masturbating in public, saying “If only it were as easy to banish hunger by rubbing my belly.”
Boy, irony isn’t lost on you, is it bud? BTW, everyone back in the day thought ol’ Diogenes was a fool. And they were right.