Speaking of buttholes, it’s considered bad form to talk about someone in a post and not ping them to it.
I am familiar as I care to be with any variety of bidet. That you are trying to convince me how wonderful they are is really kind of strange and bordering on disturbing. Like I said previously, if you like them then go for it. I will never be interested in spraying my girl parts with any device someone has used previously to spray their own boy/girl parts, including but not limited to traditional bidets, toiletbidets, toilets that have been converted with some cheap sprayer to be a toiletbidets or perio bottles.
When did I say they were wonderful? I’m not pushing for them, just describing them for someone (yourself) whom has obviously never traveled any of the many parts of the globe where they are in use. That’s all.