I can, but someone demanding a cosmetic medical procedure is not a “right”.
Yeah, but if we properly made them label it as a "left", their brains might explode.
BTW, I am thinking of suing all 'right' handers on the basis that the word 'left' is used to indicate 'sinister' thought or action. I wants my rights, I mean lefts, awww dangit. I did it to myself now.