: Garfunkel Oates no longer feeling his Oates....: )
I hope that brer Garf finds peace with those Demons of Faggotry.
I’m told they can be a real pain in the arse.
Is Garfunkel the "libertarian" side of you, and Oates the "Other (undefined in your post)" side of you? Or visa versa?
Oh well, in any case, it is probably difficult for you to be two-sided.
Hmmmm .... well, maybe on second thought it isn't, since there are now identifiable groupings such as LGBTQTRLKOUPOIJMNPOIUYDY, etc.
So, maybe two-sided isn't a big deal after all. Would a shorthanded description for Your group be "two-faced"?
By the way, Garfunkel and Oates may each want to fill out an FR ButtHurt form, since there are probably two-sides to be considered in identifying exactly why You (They?) have been Zotted from the Premier Conservative Forum on the Internet.
Just for Your information and future reference:
The FR Bible Research and Information Branch (sometimes identified as the (Religion Forum on FR) has voluntarily taken up your question about not making hamburgers for gay people.
Please note that the final FRBR&I Branch Report will likely identify them as homosexuals, since the homosexual lobby has misappropriated the word "gay" .. and for sure, homosexuals never, ever seem to be gay, like in "really happy").
An early draft FRBR&I Branch Report states that it's possible that someone may actually have tried to improperly insert some fake scripture into a copy of a Bible.
The fake scripture apparently read something along the lines of "will you have fries with that burger?" and/or "would you like to upsize the fries with that burger?"
Research continues, and the final report may be delayed over some early draft theological notes being attributed to either an early Pope or to Martin Luther.
Also, it appears that you may incorrectly believe that FreeRepublic has a whole lot of closets packed full of self-righteous homos, who spend their days and nights just pickin' and chosin' what sins they want to be offended about.
In checking with the FR Building and Maintenance Committee, no records exist of any closets, of any type, existing, or ever having existed at FreeRepublic, nor of any requests and/or plans for constructing any closets.
The kittehs are gonna get fat at this rate! Nom nom!
Hope you’re feeling well. I’m soooo looking forward to seeing you and Brian again! :)