[MasterGunner01]

Kim Kardashian has nothing on Moochelle Obamination. Moochie’s booty call is the U.S. Standard Rail gage of 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's the width of two horses’ butts.

[Kenny Bunk]

That's the width of two horses’ butts.

Guns, la derrière dela mocchelle is merely a DC tradition. When the Clintoons were running the show, it was absolutely verboten to photograph them from behind, ditto, the Gores. Tragically, in typical slipshod fashion, Barry has neglected to protect his wife by issuing a similar edict

If Michelle, Hillary, Tipper, and Al were to stand in a row, they could blot out the Sun and cause a climate crisis. Throw in* KrispyKremeKristy, and the entire Eastern Seaboard might go dark.

* not so easy.