[Kenny Bunk]

Chauncey, as the Scots say, "She is freed, not proven innocent."

Now if this were my child, I would welcome her home for a lovely tea and a (1) scone, before whisking her off to begin her new life as Sister Clare at the Convent of the Poor Clares of County Clare.

Cartwheels, anyone?

[Chauncey Uppercrust]

The judges declared that the two did not commit the crime, a stronger exoneration than merely finding that there wasn’t enough evidence to convict.