Awesome! Still, I would have used Stukas.
I raise a glass of milch to the memory of Stuka pilot extraordinaire Hans Rudel.
But the point here is, if Josh Earnest had been US WH press secretary on 12/7/1941, he would have called the above a “grave cultural misunderstanding” and an earnest apology would have been immediately delivered to the Germans.
Should have used blimbs like the hindenberg. Nicely done.