I've got to say, you've won the humorous post of the day in my book. I laughed out loud.
While struggles post was funny, he/she didn’t win for post of the morning. I woke up at 7 and was scanning the thread about the plane crash in France. Someone was quoting from Fox News, saying that Shep Smith said that the plane made a rapid controlled descent. Another poster said “The only rapid controlled descent Shep understands is from the last guy to kneel in front of him.” I lost it. He won.