[Lazamataz]

Hire me! I'll lord my superiority over you, sabotage your business relationships, plot against your plans, and sexually harass your secretary!

Win-win!

[from occupied ga]

sexually harass your secretary!

She's shared, and she could pick you up, roll you into a ball, dribble you down the court, and slam you into the backboard without breaking a sweat. We all go in fear of her. (slight exaggeration)