Have the mayors of the Twin Cities provided wholesome culturally sensitive recreation for these troubled teens? They most emphatically have not!
Back at home, the Somalis are known for cattle and camel rustling, piracy, kidnapping, bizarre circumcision rituals, slavery, and murderous cross-border raids into Kenya.
Obviously, Mike, unless we provide this opportunity for similar culturally enriching activities after school, these troubled youths will continue to act out!
Let's start by encouraging every young Somali to escort 4 of his wives (properly covered, of course) to the Prom.
I have the ANSWER......Midnight Cattle Rustling,!!!!