[05 Mustang GT Rocks]

In Britainstan you will be arrested for using something like an umbrella to defend yourself from the mooslimes.

[skinkinthegrass]

that's why, I'd use a wooden (medical) cane.
(imho) metal canes are somewhat flimsy..
I'm effective / Martial Arts trained.

[skinkinthegrass]

oh! ..accidents, do happen.."He slipped, officer.. don't know how he got a dislocated
shoulder, broken forearm/leg and those deep bruises when he fell off that 8" curb..
he was mighty drunk and he might have loss his balance."

[the scotsman]

Oh do shut up.