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You are now apparently 1000 times more likely to be run over by a train if you are a professional fitness instructor than if you actually work for the railroad.


1 posted on 03/20/2015 8:51:38 AM PDT by Rodamala
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To: Rodamala

Gives new meaning to the word “training”.


2 posted on 03/20/2015 8:54:16 AM PDT by Starstruck (If my reply offends, you probably don't understand sarca only ones we can gesm or criticism...or do.)
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And that folks is your Budweiser post of the day.

Good job.

3 posted on 03/20/2015 8:55:15 AM PDT by A Cyrenian (Don't worry about stuffing the bus or filling the fridge. Try filling the Church.)
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Yo dog, we herd you like training, so we put a train in your training so you could train while training.


4 posted on 03/20/2015 8:55:24 AM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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Trains were his Achilles heel.


7 posted on 03/20/2015 8:57:49 AM PDT by cripplecreek ("For by wise guidance you can wage your war")
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From that picture who would have guessed he thought the train would go around him.


9 posted on 03/20/2015 9:00:28 AM PDT by IMR 4350
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Fitness boy, train thyself!


10 posted on 03/20/2015 9:01:42 AM PDT by Fightin Whitey
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What’s the point of working out on a railroad track? I can think of one really good reason not to which Achilles Williams now understands.


11 posted on 03/20/2015 9:02:24 AM PDT by CommerceComet (Ignore the GOP-e. Cruz to victory in 2016.)
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Tragic story.

I have to ask “What was this guy thinking?”.

OK, you want to film a video by the railroad tracks. That’s cool.

But seriously, how could you not hear the train and think “Um, maybe I should move out of the way. I AM standing pretty close to (or on) the tracks. I’d hate to get killed or injured”.

Worse yet, why didn’t the person doing the filming yell out “Yo Achilles, you better get your butt out of the way NOW!”.


12 posted on 03/20/2015 9:03:08 AM PDT by MplsSteve
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BWHAHAHAHAHAHA


13 posted on 03/20/2015 9:03:09 AM PDT by DungeonMaster (No one can come to me unless the Father who sent Me draws him.)
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Why are all these fitness knuckleheads drawn to train tracks for their videos? What stupid metaphor are they trying to imitate?


14 posted on 03/20/2015 9:04:09 AM PDT by rabidralph
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Oh my.


15 posted on 03/20/2015 9:06:00 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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Seems that Achilles had an Achilles Heel, in that he was dumber than the dirt by the railroad.


18 posted on 03/20/2015 9:06:56 AM PDT by truth_seeker
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A selfie-taking gym-rat with neck tattoos and not enough sense to get out of the way of a train ... Role Model!!!


20 posted on 03/20/2015 9:08:58 AM PDT by spodefly (This is my tag line. There are many like it, but this one is mine.)
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How hard is it to stay out of a train’s way? It’s not as if they can turn.


21 posted on 03/20/2015 9:09:58 AM PDT by servo1969
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Don’t play on the railroad tracks.
Come inside out of the thunderstorm.
Don’t stick your tongue on a metal pole when its below freezing.

Good advice no matter what your age is.


22 posted on 03/20/2015 9:10:02 AM PDT by BlackAdderess ("Give me a but a firm spot on which to stand, and I shall move the earth". --Archimedes)
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Maybe a year ago, a person was killed by a train in another Georgia location. They were filming a movie and were on a trestle over the Altimaha.

Apparently they were violating the terms of their contract with the railroad allowing them to use the trestle.


24 posted on 03/20/2015 9:12:33 AM PDT by yarddog (Romans 8:38-39, For I am persuaded.)
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“The only exercise I take is walking behind the coffins of friends who took exercise.”

Quote from Peter O’Toole, lifelong smoker. Died at age 81.

My hero.


25 posted on 03/20/2015 9:12:52 AM PDT by fruser1
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Number of professional fitness instructors run over by trains:

USA - 2
Rest of the World - 0

God bless America! Get Guiness on the line...


27 posted on 03/20/2015 9:16:30 AM PDT by Thrownatbirth (.....Iraq Invasion fan since '91.)
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Say dere Boy, is dat da track u smak’d a choo choo?


30 posted on 03/20/2015 9:18:38 AM PDT by ArtDodger
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Sometimes it pays to be a lazy slob.


34 posted on 03/20/2015 9:23:01 AM PDT by Moonman62 (The US has become a government with a country, rather than a country with a government.)
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