Well, they’ll defund themselves. First they’ll stop Saturday deliveries...then they’ll get rid of blue mailboxes, then they’ll have the carriers ride bicycles instead of Postal Vehicles, then three days a week, then two, then none.
But they’ll never fire any of the employees. That would be anti-union....er, I mean anti-American.
They’ll just stand around in the back room sorting and resorting the mail, playing cards and taking turns annoying the public at the only open customer-service window.
Oh yeah, I almost forgot...
...and "Going Postal"