To: Red Badger
The steroids are a clue as to how they were able to move the barrels. Where’s Sherlock Holmes when you need him? ;)
To: Red Badger
Obviously this is a significant amount of bourbon. ..." Sheriff Pat Melton said.
Significant, indeed.
3 posted on
03/13/2015 11:56:51 AM PDT by
BigEdLB
(We're experienceing the rule of a Roman Emperor, Barack I)
To: Red Badger
“You know what we do to people who steal whiskey in Franklin County, bo-ah?”
4 posted on
03/13/2015 11:57:16 AM PDT by
Steely Tom
(Vote GOP for A Slower Handbasket)
To: Red Badger
I wonder how much of the ‘evidence’ will end up in one or two of the detectives private bar?
5 posted on
03/13/2015 11:59:27 AM PDT by
ColdOne
(I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
To: Red Badger
Let’s see... Fort Knox or Wild Turkey? Hmmmm....
6 posted on
03/13/2015 12:08:29 PM PDT by
Obadiah
(Wind turbines, aka: bird choppers, cause earthquakes due to their harmonic frequencies.)
To: Red Badger
Here’s the kicker. The theft of the Wild Turkey was magnitudes larger than the Pappy in size terms..
But the theft of the Pappy was magnitudes larger in dollar terms.
To: Red Badger
The sweet aroma of the Angels’ Share would have drawn attention to the barrels someday anyway.
9 posted on
03/13/2015 12:16:56 PM PDT by
katana
(Just my opinions)
To: Red Badger
Well, sheet! Who DOESN’T knock back their steroids with a couple fingers of bourbon. Come on, People! *SNORT*
10 posted on
03/13/2015 12:16:59 PM PDT by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
To: Red Badger
11 posted on
03/13/2015 12:22:20 PM PDT by
mfish13
(Elections have Consequences.)
To: Red Badger
13 posted on
03/13/2015 12:32:40 PM PDT by
G Larry
(Our culture is caving to every whiney 3 year old in the room.)
To: Red Badger
I stumbled upon a barrel of bourbon the other day and kept on stumbling for several days thereafter. (W.C. Fields IIRC)
18 posted on
03/13/2015 12:44:12 PM PDT by
PoloSec
( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
To: Red Badger
Melton said investigators found the barrels, which are worth between $3,700 and $6,000 each, behind a storage building or shed on Curtsinger's property.Your honor, my client was merely aging the whiskey off site as a courtesy to the distiller.
23 posted on
03/13/2015 1:36:14 PM PDT by
Robwin
To: Red Badger
Strange how the lab is taking longer than normal to test the evidence.
25 posted on
03/13/2015 2:02:27 PM PDT by
bgill
(CDC site, "we still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola")
To: Red Badger
Better get Dalziell and Pasco on this one.
The texted tip-off: Bubba didn't get his share?
How did we go from Bourbon to "Anabolic Steroids" in the last para?
What the heck is "Pappy van Winkel?" Is it any good?
Recommend thieves be rewarded for originality and ingenuity. I see no crime here.
27 posted on
03/13/2015 2:19:08 PM PDT by
Kenny Bunk
(Obama kept his promises. Has your Republican Congressman done the same?)
To: Red Badger
Pat Melton doesn’t miss an opportunity to get his sizable mug on TV. He acted rather rashly in his eagerness to nab the Pappy Van Winkle burglar when he too-aggressively pursued the wrong man. The “wrong man” is a school principal whose character was harmed by Melton’s zealousness. Melton appeared on several TV news reports while searching for the Pappy Van Winkle thief.
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