Posted on 03/13/2015 11:52:13 AM PDT by Red Badger
I know. But I couldn’t resist!............................
Good one.
Your honor, my client was merely aging the whiskey off site as a courtesy to the distiller.
I must peruse the contents of those barrels for accuracy in the evidence list.......................It’s gonna take me a while.................
Strange how the lab is taking longer than normal to test the evidence.
There’s a lot of evidence to verify..........................
The texted tip-off: Bubba didn't get his share?
How did we go from Bourbon to "Anabolic Steroids" in the last para?
What the heck is "Pappy van Winkel?" Is it any good?
Recommend thieves be rewarded for originality and ingenuity. I see no crime here.
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23 Year, 95.6 Proof
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Get me that rat bastard's name!
Pappy van Winkle is the gold standard for bourbon. And it costs about as much.
Pat Melton doesn’t miss an opportunity to get his sizable mug on TV. He acted rather rashly in his eagerness to nab the Pappy Van Winkle burglar when he too-aggressively pursued the wrong man. The “wrong man” is a school principal whose character was harmed by Melton’s zealousness. Melton appeared on several TV news reports while searching for the Pappy Van Winkle thief.
I take it the purloined liquor has never been found?.......................
The Pappy’s not been found. Yet. But Melton’s still after the purloiners.
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