Paris And Conan Do Havana

Along with an estimated 637,000 people from the U.S. recently, Paris Hilton and Conan O’Brien somehow squeaked through the cracks of the diabolical U.S. “blockade” of Cuba for a visit to Havana. (Btw, in the 1950’ws when Cuba was a “U.S. tourist playground!” an average 200,000 Americans visited Cuba annually.)

“Having seen a long-ago tape of (Jack Paar's) historic visit just months into the regime of Fidel Castro, (Conan) O'Brien said, "We've got to go - right away!"

"It wasn't as complicated as I thought it would be," said "Conan" executive producer Jeff Ross, who reached a production liaison in Havana. "He said, 'Just come. We'll get you an invitation from the Cuban government. You'll have the run of the place.'"

The 10-member troupe went in mid-February and spent several days in the Cuban capital.

Oh! To be a fly on the wall of Castro’s secret police headquarters—with ear-protection of course, otherwise the roar of laughter and snorting, the cackling and gasping, the convulsed midriffs could easily be distracting.

“My job was to bug their hotel rooms," revealed high-ranking Cuban intelligence defector Delfin Fernandez. "With both cameras and listening devices. Most people have no idea they are being watched while they are in Cuba. But their personal activities are filmed under orders from Castro himself….famous Americans are the priority objectives of Castro's intelligence."

“The Castro regime assigns 20 security agents to follow and monitor every foreign journalist.” (Vicente Botin, who reported for Madrid’s El Pais from Cuba for years.)

"When the celebrity visitors arrived at the hotels Nacional, Meliá Habana and Meliá Cohiba," continues Fernandez, "we already had their rooms completely bugged with sophisticated taping equipment. But not just the rooms, we'd also follow the visitors around, sometimes we covered them 24 hours a day. They had no idea we were tailing them."

“Cuba Baby!...Loving old Havana!” Paris Hilton posted on Social media this week.

I’m guessing Conan O’Brien is sincere. It doesn’t occur to him that he’s visiting a Stalinist nation. But he can’t be so stupid as to think he’s producing anything but a tourism infomercial. Chances are he’s unaware that Cuba’s tourism industry is owned almost lock, stock and barrel by Raul Castro’s son-in-law. I mean, Roberta Jackson, Obama’s crackerjack negotiator during the ongoing normalization talks with Cuban apparatchiks was utterly unaware of this trifling datum. So how can we expect O’Brien to be up to speed? But nothing to snark at here, especially regarding Ms Jacobson.

"I felt really strongly that I do not want this to be a snarky American comedy take," Conan, O’Brien is further quoted by the AP this week. "I don't want this to be political.”

Exactly, I mean what’s to snark at when a multi-millionaire American comedian headlines an hour-long infomercial for a Stalinist regime whose “constitution” mandates three years in a KGB- designed prison cell for any of its subjects overheard cracking a joke about a regime official?

If any of y’all followed Mad Magazine and especially the cartoon series Spy vs. Spy you’re familiar with one of the Cuban comics who was threatened by prison and firing squad by the regime that recently recruited comic Conan O’Brien to produce its tourism infomercials. Antonio Prohias was the cartoonist’s name and in 1959 he served as president of the Association of Cuban Cartoonists.

Alas, given the news cycle of the period, some of Prohias’ cartoons couldn’t help but feature those whacky cut-ups Fidel Castro and Che Guevara. Prohias fled to the U.S. with Castro’s KGB-trained goons hot on his heels. And like all Cubans who came to call the U.S. home, dead broke and owning nothing but the clothes on his back—and considered himself immensely fortunate at that.

Conan O’Brien seems absolutely tickled to be producing infomercials to further line the pocket of a Mad Magazine cartoonist’s would-be murderer. Not that I am snarking.

When Jack Paar visited Cuba, by the way, Cubans enjoyed a higher standard of living than most Europeans and Cuba was swamped by immigrants from Europe. Now their monthly earnings average lower than what Conan O’Brien’s spends weekly at Starbucks and Cubans “boast,” the highest emigration and suicide rates in the Western hemisphere. But Conan O’Brien has been traipsing around Havana surrounded by Castro’s hapless subjects, laughing, singing and dancing. Nothing to snark at here, of course. So please move along.

Oh I know, I know, your professors, Hollywood and the media all say pre-Castro Cuba was a huge brothel and gambling Casino run by the mob. But in fact:

In 1955, Cuba contained a grand total of three gambling casinos. The biggest was at the Tropicana and featured ten gambling tables and thirty slot machines. The Hotel Nacional featured seven roulette wheels and twenty-one slot machines.

By contrast, in 1955, the single Riviera Casino in Las Vegas featured twenty tables and one hundred and sixteen slot machines. This means that in 1955: one Las Vegas Casino had more gambling action than all of Cuba. But who’s snarking?

These (relatively few) hotels and casinos were all stolen by Castro from their rightful owners at Soviet gunpoint in 1960, along with almost $2 billion worth of other U.S. properties. And oh….did the mainstream media or Obama’s press secretary (but I repeat myself) inform you that the massive and blatant burglary of U.S. property—the biggest in history-- was the reason for originally imposing the economic sanctions against Stalinist and kleptocratic Castro regime?

Did they update you on the matter and inform you that this mass larceny still stands? And that Castro has boasted that’s he’ll never repay a penny of the $7 billion he still owes American businessmen and stockholders (to say nothing of what he owes Cubans?).

And oh….among the U.S. properties stolen at Soviet gunpoint by Castro’s gunmen was the Havana Hilton, owned by Conrad Hilton, Paris Hilton’s great grandfather.

Awesome, baby!

Hey! Maybe hundreds of thousand of Cubans can repay Conan by being part of his studio audience next time they visit the US.

Oh. Wait.

The horrible, despicable control of Cuban gambling by American mafiosi as depicted in GodfatherII was supposed to be one of the signal moments revealing the evils of American capitalism. Horrors....just think...gambling casinos run by the mafiosi!!! (boo, hiss)

While at the same time millions of Americans and foreigners flocked to Las Vegas to frequent ..what?...yes casinos and resorts run by the same mafiosi. I guess one kind of gambling is evil and the other isn't. (smirk)

I wonder if Coppola will ever make a film showing the destruction of Cuba by Castro and his commies. Maybe Conan O'Brien and some other commie fellow travelers will help. (snicker)

What is it about Cuba and Castro to Hollywood libtards? They’re like the Farrah Fawcett 70s pin-up poster to them.

Paris does Cuba?

Cuba might have to make a visit to the doctor for some discomfort.....

There were only 3 casinos in Habana before Castro and they were operated by the same mafiosos that created Las Vegas. The total yearly income of those 3 casinos were less than the daily income of any Las Vegas casinos.

It is sickening to see American traveling to Cuba, the most brutal and long lasting Stalinist regime, a terrorist country that tried to nuke New York and Washington and whose sadist henchmen tortured American prisoners in Vietnam during the war.

Now Obama is making of the American taxpayers the Castro’s sugar daddy that will finance the genocidal regime and prolong the agony of the Cuban people.

While stationed in Havana in the mid 90s, I hosted many TDYers coming for short periods. I put a lot of them up at the Hotel Nacional. It is a first class hotel. One was a middle-aged lady who had a long association with Cuba. She was fully aware that Castro’s goons had every room where foreigners, especially Americans were staying. She knew that she was under 24-hour audio and video surveillance. Occasionally she would return to her room, disrobe completely, and perform a dance routine for her Cuban watchers. To be kind, she was a lot heftier than she is today.

Good article, that I agree with and like for honesty.

Conan is a total ass; always has been and always will be.

When 18, the Navy carrier I was on left the shipyard in Brooklyn and ended up in GITMO Bay for shakedown and carrier trials for pilots. This was ‘61 and no shore leave was given.

Older hands told of past trips to Cuba, when they would go to the casinos and cantinas in Havana and what a great time everyone had. Castro ruined a cash cow that US mobsters and celebraties had been going to since the 1920s.

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