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Ted Cruz Ping!

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CRUZ or LOSE!

CRUZ or LOSE!

[Kenny Bunk]

If you FReepers would only elect me I will use deadly force* to prevent

women, minorities and young people.

... from voting in the next 3 elections! Once in office I will repeal the 19th Amendment and re-institute property, literacy, and poll taxes as voter qualifications. I will deport all Mexicans, and replace them in the work force with snotty teenagers from the High Schools, which I will also close.

*"Deadly" Force: i.e.,

on Election Day I will throw massive block parties on Martin Luther King Boulevard, have a Loot-a-Thon featuring burning liquor and appliance stores, and give away free sneakers until after the polls close.
I will have 90% off sales at Target, Sam's, Wal-Mart, and Chico's for the Ladies.
I will sabotage all social media so that the young will not even know there is an election. I will also hide the car keys and cell phones.

¡Si, se puede!