[Iron Munro]

If it feels good - do it!

Rules are for old, white, straight Christians.

/s

[outofsalt]

A guy comes home drunk carrying a sheep under his arm.
He fumbles with the lock, stumbles in and slams the door.
He loudly climbs the stairs, waking his wife and turns on the bedroom light.
“Honey,” he slurs, “this is the cow I sleep with when you’re not in the mood.”
“You stupid drunk,” she answers angrily, “that’s not a cow! That’s a sheep!”
“S’cuse me...” he replies, “I was talking to the sheep.”