I think this is hilarious.
Liberalism strikes at the very heart of its reproductive system: The Universities.
(making popcorn)
One of those housing options is called "Open House," which is for LGBTTQQFAGPBDSM individuals
Soon, the entire alphabet will be given a whole new meaning.
A group of faculty and students argued last Spring that frat parties encourage sexual assault by men against women. The solution was to place more women in fraternities.
Uh, yeah, makes perfect sense...