“Size matters.” - Bawney Fwank and other turd tillers.
Sam Kinison quotes come to mind. I have no idea who the Pet Shop Boys are, but I can kinda figure it out from Sam.
"That's why I didn't get the Pet Shop Boys, I didn't know. I thought, what a stupid thing to name your band; The Pet Shop Boys. Then I realized .... oh man."
"Thanks to gays, hamsters and gerbils are extinct in California!"