“And furthermore, we must ask the inevitable question, why do the noble and ancient Japanese people hate us? We must remember that we live in a globally interdependent world, and that our stubborn refusal to join the Greater East Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere might also be legitimately construed as an act of aggression. Therefore, we must endeavor to join with our Asian partners in building harmonious and mutually beneficial relations. And now it’s off to Florida for some golf!”/SARCASM ;)
Wait, whut? Where is the sarcasm?