[JennysCool]

I thought insurance was har’am for muslims.

I'm guessing paying for it is. Collecting it could be another issue entirely! :)

[tumblindice]

Like lightning rods, Allah will surely strike the churches and synagogues of the infidels, but we’ll put one up anyway in case He’s having a bad day.
And regardless of all the righteous ululating, you know they want to toss the arsonist in a metal cage and burn him alive.
Yeah, we’ve gotten to know these primitives a lot better than we would have liked since the turn of the century.