[N. Theknow]

Watched The Weather Channel for a bit yesterday. Talking head was all excited about record cold temps.

"Coldest temps since the Dustbowl days!"

Then went on to explain that it is because of global warming as the West Coast is warm and the Atlantic Ocean is also warm.

Record cold in the 1930's caused by...um...cold winter weather. Record cold in 2015...GLOBAL WARMING!

Stuck on stupid and totally oblivious to how dumb it sounds.

[Rocky]

Then went on to explain that it is because of global warming as the West Coast is warm and the Atlantic Ocean is also warm.

If temperatures are high somewhere... global warming.

If temperatures are low somewhere... climate change (man-made, of course)

If there are any natural catastrophes (floods, droughts, earthquakes, volcanoes, tsunamis, etc.)... climate change (man-made)

If there are no temperature extremes and no catastrophes... Boy, it's a good thing we started controlling CO2 and stopped them from building those coal plants.

There's no way to lose this argument, as long as you can hide the fact from people that these things all happened many times before man's industrial progress occurred, so the events were caused by... nature.

The media and the state-controlled educational system combine to hide this from lazy, self-absorbed idiots, otherwise known as low-information voters.