55 years old...I can totally understand how she missed hitting her breast. If she did hit one, she’d have a busted knee-cap instead.
That is very funny and was part of my train of thought reading this thread, but... My wife is also 55 years old and is a 38C. Her "puppies" have not dropped more than an inch from the time I met her when she was 18 years old and she has not had any help from doctors
I figured they would be at her belly button by now but that hasn't happened yet.