>> Police say Morris hit the 31-year-old so hard that the bat split in two.
Why did he have to hit him in the head right off?
Couldn’t Morris have given the ‘victim’ a ‘warning tap’ first?
Or hit him in the leg, instead of the head?
It's hilarious but be forewarned about the nasty language.
He probably wouldn’t have broken the bat taking out the guy’s knees.
I would have busted the guys legs and arms first, then turned his face into hamburger.