This should put everything in perspective:
Dave Barry Learns Everything You Need to Know About Being a Husband From Reading 50 Shades of Grey
http://time.com/3030375/dave-barry-50-shades-of-grey/
Absolutely hilarious and devastating review. I read it twice.
I’m glad someone posted that. It seems like the perfect review & plot synopsis for someone unwilling to read the book or watch the movie.