[llevrok]

when Mayo is outlawed, only outlaws will have mayo.....

[Star Traveler]

When are “tops” (as in topless) going to be outlawed?

[Pollster1]

http://rt.com/news/216823-femen-belgian-attack-chips/

The amusing thing is it has nearly happened. Femen attacked the Belgian Prime Minister, using chips (french fries) and mayo. Unusually for Femen, they wore shirts for this attack.

[combat_boots]

There was a woman on the ‘Worst cooks in America’ Food Network show last week who is deathly afraid of sour cream and mayonnaise.

[libbylu]

If I thought they would leave I would join them, topless and throwing.

[ConorMacNessa]

Truth be told, a few bottles of thrown mayonnaise would probably elevate the level of discourse at the UN. As to the topless women, I can't tell you how many times I've yelled out "Put it on, for the love of Pete! My eyes!!!"

"I am an American fighting man. I serve in the forces which guard my country and our way of life.
I am prepared to give my life in their defense."

[SharpRightTurn]

Holy Mayo, Batman!

[kaehurowing]

Is this a scene from Fifty Shades?

[faithhopecharity]

Deep deep down, everybody has some terrible thing they fear the most

[Still Thinking]

Belarus diplomat worries topless, mayo-throwing women could disrupt U.N

Actually, I'm pretty sure that's everybody who works there, so I don't see how it could be disruptive.

[LibFreeUSA]

‘Topless Mayo Terrorists’

somehow I prefer these to the other types.

[nascarnation]

I’d post a pic of FEMEN chicks but it’s not really encouraged here by mgmt....

[Clay Moore]

Mayo slingin’ ping!

[Organic Panic]

Having been to Belarus, this thread does not require pictures.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

[deweyfrank]

Without a doubt, Debbie Wasserman Schultz is behind this. /s

[Batman11]

If they injure any of that mayo, I guess they would send it to the Mayo Clinic.