[humblegunner]

Well, there were follow-up comments as well.
Who knows.

All in good fun.. except for the several fags who objected.

Need to score myself some “Protected Victim” status...

[Alas Babylon!]

Well, you are a heterosexualist. While not a protected victim, it is already a victim of LeftHate. what if we called Facebook heterophobic?

[BlueDragon]

You could try signing up under the name "Poor Black Child" (as in, "I was born a ...)

No offense intended to those whom actually were.

Or pretend you are a Jewish native American midget lesbian who's gone straight?

' Finding just the right pic to go with the profile could be difficult, but if one limited it to "face" alone (it is Facebook, right?) then one good enough (and obscurely enough sourced) could possibly be found.

To make that plan worthwhile, a step two, as in how to use other alternative-like media to shame Facebook for banning a repentant lesbian midget Jewess native American, is somewhat beyond my own expertise...but I'd wager that your own humble self may have an idea or two for how that sort of thing could be done (lampooning special victim status, while one is at it).