[Carthego delenda est]

He blew up the Death Star, but only after making a secret agreement with the surviving aliens in the Roswell crash he was reporting on. The aliens transported him to the future and back, but only after returning from the past where he explained Islam to a guy name Mohamed and gave him a special rock as a reminder of his visit.

[nomad]

Then after wards he used their quantum mirror to jump into an alternate Earth and save President Lincoln, stop the 1929 stock market crash, kill Adolph Hitler, design the Saturn moon rocket, and HE invented the Internet, BOO-YA, Al! We`re on to you, thanks to Brian!