Harvard bans sex between profs, undergraduates

wnd.com ^ | 2/6/2015 | Unknown

[rktman]

Harvard University banned romantic and sexual relationships between professors and undergraduate students in a revised policy published Monday.

The previous policy cautioned against relationships with undergraduate students, but did not formally ban them, Anna Cowenhoven, Harvard’s director of communications, told USA TODAY Network.

[rktman]

Well crap. How simple was that? Duh. Banning it will automatically stop any lecherous creep preying on these mindless youngsters who look up to them as pinnacles of virtue and knowledge. As for those in the masters or doctoral programs..............open season. Maybe high schools should change some of their policies since it seems to be such an easy step to take.

[Cowboy Bob]

How can you ban the private activity between two consenting adults? Isn’t this the same as banning homosexual activity?

[Dr. Pritchett]

It’s sort of like telling your employees not to have sex with your customers, isn’t it?

[Buckeye McFrog]

conclusion: Bill Clinton will never teach at Harvard.

[kingu]

Well, there goes grading the curves...

[stephenjohnbanker]

LOL

[Cowboy Bob]

During working hours, or on your own time??

[rktman]

He’ll promise “up front” that he won’t have sexual relations with that woman _____________ (fill in the blank). If bree-anne williams(famous war co-respon-dunce) can do it, so can billy boy. Lie that is.

[DBrow]

Some profs will move to greener pastures. Without this rule, any entanglement between a prof and a student is limited to 3 or 4 years, then there are new entrees on the menu. No matter how old you get, college sophomores stay the same age.

[muir_redwoods]

So they’ll just have to continue screwing the rest of us.

[smokingfrog]

That will make it Harder for some people to get aHead.

[cincinnati65]

Let the riots begin........

[Beowulf9]

Don’t they ever ‘teach’ at Harvard?

[bigbob]

nod nod wink wink

[cincinnati65]

"Pants down.....Don't Flunk"

"I Can't Breed"

[Candor7]

Also they should ban sex between Harvard student’s pet dogs, sheep and horses , monkeys, chimpazees and their Harvard Professors.

[Honorary Serb]

Many good marriages have come out of such romantic relationships!!!!

What is wrong is for a professor or instructor to have a relationship with a student who is under his/her supervision.

Of course, it is only heterosexual relationships that will come under this ban. It is politically incorrect to restrict “gay rights” in any way!!!!

[cincinnati65]

"Also they should ban sex between Harvard student’s pet dogs, sheep and horses , monkeys, chimpazees and their Harvard Professors."

Now, you've quit preachin' and gone to meddlin'.

[rktman]

“.....college sophomores stay the same age.” Not always. There are some 50+ year olds who go back to finish what they started and didn’t finish in their youts. They are probably NOT on the “menu”. LOL!

[paterfamilias]

Is there no end to the indignities visited upon the faculty of Harvard?????

Oh, the humanity!

First, they are made to pay a very small annual deductible on their health insurance.

Now, they can no longer have sexual relations with their students.

What next?

(On a related note, the Harvard Faculty Senate is expected to pass a resolution adopting the Clintonian definition of “sexual relations.” Cigar sales are expected to skyrocket on the Cambridge, Mass. campus.)