[Rembrandt]

Hopefully, something kind and quick, like coating her with honey, then nailing her down on top of a red ant hill!

[Fungi]

Leiningen versus the Ants:http://www.classicshorts.com/stories/lvta.html

[Blue Highway]

Or dripping hot bacon grease on her water boarding style.

[doorgunner69]

"Hopefully, something kind and quick,"

After what the muzzies did to the pilot, I tend toward frying in pig fat.