Posted on 02/01/2015 3:57:00 PM PST by bgill
Parents at a central Texas school district are outraged after staff members forced elementary school students to drop their pants because feces had been found on the gym floor.
The Gustine school had been trying to investigate how the poop ended up on the floor. So the teachers took girls to one room and boys to another and asked them to lower their pants in what parents are describing as a partial strip search
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And once they found the evidence, how were they going to “match the prints”, so to speak?
Color? Consistency? Odor? Or spend thousands of dollars on a DNA test?
the simplest solution would be to line them up and go down the line one by one and apply the “sniff” test
“Liberal and union sponsored PEDOPHILES!!”
Teachers unions are illegal in Texas.
We saw an illegal alien kid drop poo on the floor while waiting in the check out line at Walmart. When his mother noticed they left in a hurry and left the smelly pile right there.
Forgive me lets just say PEDOPHILES and I sure hope thats illegal also. /s
“Forgive me lets just say PEDOPHILES and I sure hope thats illegal also. /s”
Yeah that’s illegal also.
This school is in San Saba county. It’s an elementary school.
When my own kids were in elementary school I remember more than one toileting incident.
Teachers and administrators screwed the pooch on this one.
Call in the K-9 unit. They would sniff out the culprit.
Potty train your kids before you send them out in public.
even seniors may have a similar problem
Only in the skid marks of your mind
Mama always said to wear clean underwear.
And no holes.
“Come on kids! Let’s form a circle and do The Hokey Pokey!
You put your left foot in.
(Squish)
You put your left foot out.
You put your left foot in
(Squish)
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! There’s no squish in The Hokey Pokey! What’s going on?”
“Somebody dropped a load on the gym floor, Mr. Johnson.”
“Somebody dropped a......What in the world is that!”
“It’s a turd.”
“I know what it is. Who did this?”
“I think it was Mr. Sterns.”
“You’re trying to blame the Principal?”
“My Dad says Mr. Sterns is full of crap.”
“And no holes.”
Yup!
Even adults have accidents now and again.......Shit happens.
Are these people daft? Do they have no children of their own? There are ways of checking for a load without disrobing kids in public. And anyway, what good is finding the culprit going to do after the fact. Clean it up and move on. That sort of trauma, especially to shy kids, is abusive.
Really, that was my question. This makes no logical sense.
The pooper most likely cleaned up afterwards, as we all do after we poop.
This wasn’t a potty training issue. These kids were around 11 years old.
....or a subplot in Porky’s VI?
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