[Liz]

Hillary arrives in designer dress patterned after crack house wallpaper.

Will receive the coveted Gold-plated Knitting Needles statuette:
cited as the Democrat candidate "Most Likely to Unravel."

[danamco]

These weird glasses was her therapy from concussion after her secret mission to Iran where her plane from Bahrain crashed and her escort Navy Seal Commander was killed (called Suicide???)!!!