I’ve quit ALL drugs. Well... let me say one thing: I twisted my ankle this morning, and I was in quite a bit of pain... so I went to the doctor, and I asked him to give me some pain pills. And he didn’t want to do it, but I talked him into it. So he gave me some pills — and I shouldn’t have done this, but I took some about an hour before the show tonight, and right now... I am high... as a KITE! [ audience cheers ] I mean, it is unbelievable! And I would NEVER say this to you people, but, in this case: if you EVER get a chance, to take these drugs... DO IT! They’re called... [ he glances from side-to-side cautiously ] Placebos!
-Steve Martin
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
He was great and harmless and we were sort of innocent back then.