Perhaps the Defense Department should consider the 87-implement Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife Giant. It's on Amazon:
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Thanks for a GREAT laugh
Hilarious! Thanks. Love the Navy SEAL comment.
Damn, you’re right!
The things this tool can do !
Rus and Susie Phillips
Extremely useful tool, I’ve used it on almost every trip I have been on.
Indiana Jones
Ended up stabbing the cat when i was just trying to burn him.
Colby P.
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1,384 of 1,421 people found the following review helpful
Surprising Results
By a fan on December 31, 2013
I tried to file my nails, but in the process I accidentally fixed a small engine that was near by. Which was nice
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501 of 524 people found the following review helpful
Ooops
By Owenlong on May 27, 2014
I forgot the knife in the front pocket of my Swiss Army shorts and when my wife washed them it completely disassembled our washing machine.
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3,739 of 3,957 people found the following review helpful
Found this...
By MechYeti on January 22, 2011
...stuck into a stone while on vacation. I’m impressed with it, generally. Unfortunately, it turns out that removing it made me the new king of Switzerland, which is a lot of responsibility.
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1,567 of 1,693 people found the following review helpful
Bad Tooth Pick Placement
By MozartFX on October 27, 2010
It’s a great knife, it’s just that the toothpick is in the center of the knife so when you use it, it looks like your playing some kinda f’d up harmonica.
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486 of 525 people found the following review helpful
Disappointing
By Cwin on March 16, 2014
This would be a great product but was dismayed to find it has no banana slicer- that’s a deal breaker. Returning today.
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642 of 701 people found the following review helpful
Changed my life
By Amazon Customer on May 27, 2014
Received this knife as a gift for my 18th birthday. Wish I’d have known what it was because as soon as I touched it, I grew a mustache and became a Navy Seal. Mom fainted and my dad laughed and handed me a beer. I was born a girl.
Minus 2 stars because my breasts were really nice.
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208 of 227 people found the following review helpful
It doesn’t have a TOWEL!
By Kevin Moore on May 27, 2014
But it doesn’t have a TOWEL! It does, however, come equipped with a Babel fish for those long Vogon flights.
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121 of 131 people found the following review helpful
87 to 88!
By CurtisH on May 27, 2014
Doc Brown and I added a flux capacitor and charged this bad boy with 1.21 gigawatts of power and it flat disappeared.
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