The Wake n' Bacon is a prototype for an alarm clock that wakes you to the smell of cooking bacon. It accomplishes this by means of a computer-controlled homemade EasyBake lightbulb oven, into which you load a slice of bacon in a pan every night before bed. Twenty minutes before your alarm goes off, the oven begins slow-cooking the pork-product. Great idea, but there are two critical flaws: it's probably not sanitary to leave bacon sitting at room-temp overnight; and now that I use my mobile phone for an alarm clock, this kind of thing is too bulky to consider as a practical add-on for my wake-up system.
Freeze the strips of bacon and put them in the ‘alarm clock’. It should take a couple of hours to thaw completely and the heat of cooking will kill any pesky microbes in the morning. There are toasters with timers on them, and coffee pots with timers, so I’ll just have my bacon with coffee and toast, thank you.