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Makes one wonder what other "research" was published.
1 posted on 01/27/2015 10:08:37 AM PST by Cooter
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To: Cooter
There is a finite chance that a text generator could come up with the next medical breakthrough.

OK, OK, it's a kinda small chance. But it's a chance.

2 posted on 01/27/2015 10:11:39 AM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Cooter

Well, now we know how all that Globull Warming research gets published....................


3 posted on 01/27/2015 10:11:53 AM PST by Red Badger (If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
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To: Cooter
Harvard is NOT what it once was.....

It's a Museum in Toontown....


4 posted on 01/27/2015 10:12:27 AM PST by hosepipe (" This propaganda has been edited (specifically) to include some fully orbed hyperbole.. ")
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To: Cooter

Damnit! I should have known it was too good to be true. I thought that medical journal was enlightened enough to see the genius of my article about using a topical application of goose crap to cure pimples. So, they just wanted the five hundred bucks. I hope they get a big zit right before the prom.


6 posted on 01/27/2015 10:16:00 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Cooter
The science is settled...


7 posted on 01/27/2015 10:16:18 AM PST by Rodamala
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To: Cooter
The article is entitled "Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs?" and its authors are the venerable Pinkerton A. LeBrain and Orson Welles.

Pinky and the Brain, eh?

"What shall we do tonight, Brain?"

"Same thing we do every night. Write fake academic papers and get them published!"

8 posted on 01/27/2015 10:21:59 AM PST by JenB
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To: Cooter

Academics can’t be bothered to check things.

They’ve been punked before, too.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokal_affair

The bogus paper: http://www.physics.nyu.edu/sokal/transgress_v2/transgress_v2_singlefile.html

The postmodern essay generator (read disclaimer at bottom): http://www.elsewhere.org/pomo/


9 posted on 01/27/2015 10:23:14 AM PST by Disambiguator (Je suis ein Berliner.)
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To: Cooter

For a moment I thought we were reading about the BLS or the Commerce Department.


11 posted on 01/27/2015 10:26:55 AM PST by ChildOfThe60s (If you can remember the 60s, you weren't really there....)
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To: Cooter

Great post! So much on FR is about BS like this from people who want us to think they know anything, but are just opinion whores.


12 posted on 01/27/2015 10:27:12 AM PST by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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To: Cooter

Bear this in mind the next time Brian Williams says, “a new study confirms that . . .”


13 posted on 01/27/2015 10:31:13 AM PST by colorado tanker
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To: Cooter

Well, now we know how easy it is to be grubered. Global warming, Obamacare, Benghazi, etc.

All from the “experts.”


14 posted on 01/27/2015 10:31:18 AM PST by ForYourChildren (Christian Education [ RomanRoadsMedia.com - a Classical Christian Approach to Homeschool ])
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To: Cooter
Shrime decided to see how easy it would be to publish an article. So he made one up. Like, he literally made one up. He did it using www.randomtextgenerator.com. The article is entitled "Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs?" and its authors are the venerable Pinkerton A. LeBrain and Orson Welles. The subtitle reads: "The surgical and neoplastic role of cacao extract in breakfast cereals." Shrime submitted it to 37 journals over two weeks and, so far, 17 of them have accepted it. (They have not "published" it, but say they will as soon as Shrime pays the $500. This is often referred to as a "processing fee." Shrime has no plans to pay them.)

Okay, that made me laugh!


16 posted on 01/27/2015 10:32:12 AM PST by Alex Murphy ("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
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To: Cooter
But when Shrime looked up the physical locations of these publications, he discovered that many had very suspicious addresses; one was actually inside a strip club.

So the Bada Bing is getting into publishing medical research papers!

I can somehow picture this...


17 posted on 01/27/2015 10:38:51 AM PST by SamAdams76
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To: Cooter; Slings and Arrows; wagglebee

If they will publish that Homosexuality is not a Mental Disorder, then yeah.

I can totally see how they would accept “Cuckoo for Coca Puffs”


19 posted on 01/27/2015 10:40:42 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (See Ya On The Road; Al Baby's Mom!)
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To: Cooter
I've said it for a long time:

Evolution and Global Warming are more alike than you might think.

The papers that support Evolution are peer-reviewed.
The papers that oppose Evolution are refused for peer review.

And does it matter? It's all politics and money.

20 posted on 01/27/2015 10:40:55 AM PST by ClearCase_guy (Malort, turning taste-buds into taste-foes for generations.)
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To: Cooter

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This kind of crap is the rule, not the exception.

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21 posted on 01/27/2015 10:41:45 AM PST by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: Cooter

I got it wrong. My guess was the article said cocoa puffs cause global warming and global warming will cause medical problems.


22 posted on 01/27/2015 10:44:25 AM PST by LostPassword
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To: Cooter

The simple answer is that the journals are fake. I get emails every day from such journals, mostly based in India and China, asking me to submit my research. No serious researcher would publish in such a journal.


23 posted on 01/27/2015 11:46:58 AM PST by The people have spoken
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To: Cooter
Shrime decided to see how easy it would be to publish an article. So he made one up. Like, he literally made one up.

Worked for Jonathan Gruber and Paul Krugman. :)

26 posted on 01/27/2015 1:09:03 PM PST by Mr. Jeeves (Heteropatriarchal Capitalist)
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