[oldplayer]

- - - Don’t you have to be dead to win a Darwin Award? - - -

You are right. Honorable Mention for the effort, though!
Oldplayer

[Arthur McGowan]

Death always qualifies, but what is really required is that the candidate make himself incapable of passing on his DNA.

So, this guy’s eligibility would depend on the severity and location of his burns.

[dayglored]

See comment #21.