That guy in the pawn shop sure didn't know anything. Had to bring in Ben Franklin to authenticate every other item.
“What have you got?”
“I’ve got a box of tea that was recovered from Boston Harbor.”
“Capital! Listen, I’ve got a buddy who participated in the Boston Tea Party. You mind if I dispatch a rider to fetch him? He can tell me if this is authentic and what it’s worth.”
“Sounds good! I look forward to what he has to say!”