Drapes? I was thinking more like shower curtains.
Did someone tell the Wookie that dress was attractive? My poor, bleeding eyes. Not only is the mister an embarrassment, but her wardrobe is right up there on the scale. Lordy, I can’t wait for them to sail off into the sunset of Hawaii - and never want to hear from them again - NEVER.
Shower curtains to be sure, made, of course, of the highest quality of plastic that money can buy. And while we’re on the subject, will someone please tie this woman’s calves together..you could drive a semi through those legs, with room left on both sides.