Chris is a son-of-a-Mike-Wallace and Shep, well, let's just say Shep is......Shep.
Besides, The White Hut should be happy they actually learned about something happening on the world stage BEFORE it happened instead of after.
Obola usually doesn't know what's going on in the world until he hears about it on Nick at Nite News.
Or when he and Reggie click on Jimmy Kimmel after "festivities".
The illegitimate son of Marty Feldman.