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[Kenny Bunk]

Back in some country club card room, the GOPe's heaviest hitters and donors, inspired by the thoughts of one Karl Rove, reached the amazing conclusion that the way to neutralize the apparent stranglehold on the Negro vote that was handing the Democrats the big electoral states, was to import the population of Mexico and the other cacadero republics to the south.

"Catholics," they surmised. "Strong family values," they opined. "Very hard (and very cheap) workers," the C'o'C Members could see. "Why they's jes gonna be natural born Republicans," Rove told them.

Amazingly, the GOPe, as typified by la familia Boosh and your Congressional Representatives, still believe this as an article of Republican Establishment Faith. They will believe it well past the day, 100 years from today, when Aztlán votes to secede from the Union and rejoin México.