[Diogenesis]

One of the Valerie-class missiles on the launchpad.

[SamAdams76]

We could put a cruise missile down that shaft in about 9.2 seconds. I’m sure we already have the coordinates plotted for just that.

[kindred]

Thank you, Diogenensis, for the pic. Our Islamic terroists enemies may fool the left with their lies and deceit, but the right is indeed right once again. I am glad for those like yourself who hold to the truth.

[Paine in the Neck]

One of the Valerie-class missiles on the launchpad.

[redgolum]

Nice big target there.

It isn’t pointed at us, so I wonder who it is for?

Israel will take it out. We don’t have the money for another war. And Russia will support Iran if we decided to have another adventure.

[GraceG]

"Valerie-class missiles"

[Slyfox]

All in Valerie’s plan. Let Iran threaten us with a nuke launch and Obama takes over as dictator of the world.

[MeshugeMikey]

[ballplayer]

Is that Valerie as in Valerie Jarrett? OBAMAS IRANIAN MOMMIE

[Cold Heart]

Valerie-class missiles

That should go viral

[mosesdapoet]

This has been posted citing various venues using the same original source several times here.

[rawcatslyentist]

Wait till ya see the Jarret class!

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Latest Intel on the Valerie Class, which is an evolved Jarret Class
======================================================
Range (km): The Fruited Plane
CEP (Certain Error Probable): 100%
Diam. (cm): 80-100
Height (cm): 168-172
Launch. Weight. (kg): 50-55
Staging: Drama Queen
Dead Weight: Obama Adminstration
Thrust : Effective: Negative
Thrust : Attempted: Boundless
Burn time (sec.): Eight years
Thrust Chamb.: Oval Office
Fuel:     20% Nonsense , 100% Bull$hit
Propellant Mass (kg): LSM (Lamestream Media)
Warhead (kg): Rank demogoguery
Type: Weapon of Mass Distraction