I tried one of them thar All Natural Burgers the other day and the damn patty looked like it had been stepped on. The lettuce was all wilty, the tomato was tasteless. That's why they have to resort to these sorts of gimmicks. They know they won't be able to rely on repeat business so they have to try to sell as many one-timers as possible. Next time I spend 10 bucks on a burger, fries and drink it's going to be brought to my table by a waitress.
You got that right!!