I think conservatives should file suit to protect the habitat of cockroaches and rats in urban areas. Cockroaches and rats are endemic to large urban cities and should be protected. Chicago, Boston, NYC, Philadelphia, LA, SF, Hartford, DC, etc. are prime preserve areas.
At least 40% of each of the cities should be set aside as designated Vermin and Varmint Preserves. State, county and local buildings and grounds could be a starting point for development. Severe penalties should be assigned for killing of these creatures although a “native exclusion” should be allowed for those who have historically subsisted on these creatures.
Additionally, the Washington Redskins football name and logo could then be changed to reflect the new reality .... Washington Rats and Roaches.
Hartford should try to remove the vermin starting with the head VERMIN - Governor Malloy.