While truly stupid, it actually could have been worse if Kerry asked someone to sing that god awful “Imagine” song...
>> that god awful Imagine song...
Imagine there’s no ‘bama,
It’s kinda fun to do,
No more of Shelly’s fat azz,
And no F’n Kerry too...
Imagine all the pee-ee-pul
Living life free of regulatory excess and dictatorial executive orders
Woo hooo hoo hoo hoo
You may say I’m a dreamer
But I’m not the only one
I hope some da-ay-ay-ay they’ll all drop dead
Pee-ing on their graves would sure be fun!
(OK, yeah, the regulatory excess line doesn’t rhyme. Cut me some slack, I’m an amateur.)