[Max in Utah]

Will no one rid us of this troublesome Rev?

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

Only if people are united, strong and firm in their rejection of clowns like Sharpton. We no longer have the aforementioned virtues and are flaccid, sick and weak.

[joshua c]

No, no. Give the Hollywood liberals hell, Al!

Make the Hollywood liberals eat their own liberal vomit that they spew at us all the time.

Schadenfreude, baby!

[driftless2]

Several knights of the king are riding to Al’s crib at the moment.

[jonascord]

And, to Canterbury they wend? If only...

Just re-read The Pillars of the Earth. The last little bit sort of indicates that Tommy Becket was something of a jerk.

[nfldgirl]

You mean Rat, don’t you?

[golux]

I have the solution!

AWESOME

by golux

20th c FOX

INT: WASHINGTON DC ROOM. Bad White People mill about.

BWP 1: “We have to do SOMETHING to further the aims of the Corporation!”

BWP 2: “Yes... Wait! Let’s kill Agent Four!”

AGENT FOUR: “No! I am the only person in this organization fighting for Social Justice!”

BWP 1: “Business is Business!”

BWP 2 DRAWS WEAPON TO KILL AGENT FOUR

EXT: BLACK GUY ENTERS BUILDING

INT: BLACK GUY ENTERS ROOM

BG: “Not if I have anythjing to do about it!”

INT: BLACK GUY shoots BWP 1 and BWP 2

AGENT FOUR: “Thanks Black Guy, I owe you one!”

BLACK GUY: I didn’t do it for you. I did it for America, and for Freedom. These are skills I learned on the plantation back in... The eighties I guess.

AGENT FOUR: Oh. Sorry! I am white.

EXT: MISSISSIPPI - CAMERA PAN OVER COTTON FIELDS

FADE OUT

CREDITS

[samadams2000]

Al, we are all blacked out. Get it?

[dandiegirl]

Why isn’t he being prosecuted and sent to ]ail for his tax issues?