[Bubba_Leroy]

If I ever had a sexual relationship with a 17 year old in my office I know that I would not have to worry about facing any criminal charges. I also know that my family would be well provided for by my life insurance policy.

In the immortal words of Dick Armey, I would be laying in a pool of my own blood, hearing my wife standing over me saying, "How do I reload this damn thing?"

[Verbosus]

If you have never read it - I suggest “Armey’s Axioms”.
It is a book of items like that, each with some narrative
(some short, some longer).
Pretty good read.
He had GREAT quips.

[ripley]

“How do I reload this damn thing?”

Now that’s a real woman. :-)

IMHO