You tooth-missing, Islam-coddling, constantly-drunk, dart-throwing, soccer-hooligan-acting, London-phillic, thatched-cottage-living, plague-infested, firearm-fearing, socialism-loving, television-taxing, royalty-worshiping, wrong-side-driving, bowler-hat-wearing, black-cab-riding, red-telephone-box-using, vinegar-fries-eating limey English twit.
Come on, Laz; stop holding back. Tell us how you really feel!
You left out “silly walking”.
I’m sure you meant that in the nicest possible way.
I’m Scottish.